May mag syota na di na nagkita ng 2 months.. then 1 day nagkita silla ulit..
ang unang tanong ng girl sa boy..
“MAHAL MO PA BA AKO?”
Hindi nakasagot ang boy. ang ginawa niya..
kinuha nya ang kamay ng girl sabay itinapat
sa kanyang dibdib.
A…
A policeman saw a little boy crying, he approached him and asked:
“what’s the matter boy?”
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Boy: huhuhu! Matter is anything that occupies space and has mass.
scientific naman ng bata :]
A Japanese rides a taxi going to the airport. Along the way, he saw an Isuzu truck
Japanese: Ooh..Isuzu truck, made in Japan. Very fast to run ehh!? (Taxi driver nodding)
Again, the Japanese saw a fast Toyota car..
Japanese: Oooh..Toyota car, made in Japan. Very fast to run!!
Taxi Driver: (whispering) yabang mo..
Japanese again saw a Honda sports [...]
sa may bakery
Batang Pulubi: Ate, palimos po… Dalawang pirasong chocolate cake at isang slice bread.
Tindera: Aba, sosyal ka ha. Nanglilimos ka lng pero may special request pa. Ano ka, sineswerte?!
Batang Pulubi: Haleerrr…. Birthday ko kc n…
What do you get when you get run over by a car?
answer= tired
Nagtanong ang teacher kay juan
teacher:juan anong hayop nag nagsisimula sa letter K?
juan:mam!!kuto po!!
teacher:hindi nagtatapos ito sa letter w?
juan:mam!!kutow po!!
teacher:hindi nasa lupa ito?
juan:mam!!kutow lupa!!
teacher:hindi may sungay ito?
ju…
MGA PANGET: WAHT IS BEAUTY IF YOUR BRAIN IS EMPTY
GANTI NG MGA MAGAGANDA AT GWAPO: WEH DI NGA! WHAT IS KNOWLEDGE IF YOUR BRAIN IS DAMAGED
bk8 pag comercial ng toothpaste ngipin pinpkita’;
pag facial wash mukha pnpkta ‘;’
pag shampoo bhok pnpkta
eh bk8 pag femine wash d pnpkta ”;
unfair un ‘;’;’;
Guro: Rudy, 4+5?
Rudy: Mam, Nine po!
Guro: Good… 5+4?
Rudy: Mam, 6!
Guro: Mali. Binaligtad ko lang naman ang tanong ah?
… Rudy: E, Mam, binaligtad ko rin po ang sagot!..
sa isng tndhan may lasenggo at may panget
lassengo; hoy panget .,ang panget ng mukha mo hahahahaha/’
panget; he/’ ang sama nio e kw nga lassengo eh.,
lassengo : ako lasing pero buks d n eh ikw bukas pnget k p din/. ahahahahah’;’;